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jennyo
It seems like just a little while ago you were little Bead on the OBSSE list ;) You are just the bees knees, dear, and I hope you have a wonderful 25th year.
I had a great day today - Snorri loved the LotR chess set. We haven't played yet, but will tomorrow. All of the pawns are Sam. This made me chortle. Merry and Pippin are knights which is very cool (this the RotK version, I guess). You can even see the seven stars and the white tree on his tunic. The Witch King of Angmar is a nancy boy (he's the black queen).
Met up with the TNGC plus Mr. Anamazonruns and we all had a pleasant afternoon of book looking, coffee drinking, and sushi eating. I leaped a giant hurdle and actually ate the raw fish version of sushi for the first time (I had only eaten California rolls before). The salmon rolls were yummy, and I even liked the one tuna roll I tried. But not as much as the salmon.
Back at home, Snorri and I watched Bend it Like Beckham, which was very cute. I was bummed cos we had planned to watch Lost in Translation, but it was out at both video stores near me :( Maybe tomorrow night.
I meant to send everyone an email valentine, but I just didn't get to it. I love youse guys, though. All my HoE buds - I miss you guys and soooo wish we could all get together again. All my HP friends, I look forward to your posts and your fics every day.
Okay, silly stuff now.
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prillalar made this hilarious drabble generator. Here are my offerings. This made me laugh out loud; go here to try it yourself.
Sparkly Love
Hermione finished packing. Ever since Severus, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Hermione had been shiny.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing slipped her, all was strapping. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going by the window to become a fluffy dragon.
Just then, there was a magical knock at the door. Hermione opened it and stood there deftly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her neck.
When Hermione came to, Severus was holding her shoulder and looking intelligent. "My love," Severus said quietly, "I'm sorry for the gloomy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a kissable island for the last ten years, living like a meteor that flashes briefly through the night sky and is then seen no more. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my elbow in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Hermione could hardly believe her Severus had returned. "I will always love you, elbow or no elbow. Besides, you can cover it up with a castle."
They embraced shyly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was sharp.
Achingly Tripping
Billy tripped along wantonly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Dom, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see an elephant hopping along, carrying a surfboard in its mouth.
Billy was almost by the window when he came across an ecstatic cake, lying alone on a red plate. "That must be a treat from my broken bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked wonderful, so he ate it.
It gave him the most soft tingling sensation in his finger. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Dom.
When Dom came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Billy cried warmly.
"Your neck! And your tongue!" Dom said. "They're smooth! Can't you feel it?"
Billy felt his neck and his tongue. They were indeed quite smooth. "Oh, no!" Billy said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that ecstatic cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Dom said. "I got you a ring. It must have been that glistening man who lives nearby. He acts a little shakily, ever since he kissed a suitcase."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Billy sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Dom said slowly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your neck is really hard like that."
"Really?" Billy dried her tears. Billy kissed Dom and it was an entirely loud sensation, like an orchid that blooms slowly and surely in the wet, humid heat.
They spent the night having entirely loud sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
jennyo It seems like just a little while ago you were little Bead on the OBSSE list ;) You are just the bees knees, dear, and I hope you have a wonderful 25th year.
I had a great day today - Snorri loved the LotR chess set. We haven't played yet, but will tomorrow. All of the pawns are Sam. This made me chortle. Merry and Pippin are knights which is very cool (this the RotK version, I guess). You can even see the seven stars and the white tree on his tunic. The Witch King of Angmar is a nancy boy (he's the black queen).
Met up with the TNGC plus Mr. Anamazonruns and we all had a pleasant afternoon of book looking, coffee drinking, and sushi eating. I leaped a giant hurdle and actually ate the raw fish version of sushi for the first time (I had only eaten California rolls before). The salmon rolls were yummy, and I even liked the one tuna roll I tried. But not as much as the salmon.
Back at home, Snorri and I watched Bend it Like Beckham, which was very cute. I was bummed cos we had planned to watch Lost in Translation, but it was out at both video stores near me :( Maybe tomorrow night.
I meant to send everyone an email valentine, but I just didn't get to it. I love youse guys, though. All my HoE buds - I miss you guys and soooo wish we could all get together again. All my HP friends, I look forward to your posts and your fics every day.
Okay, silly stuff now.
-
prillalar made this hilarious drabble generator. Here are my offerings. This made me laugh out loud; go here to try it yourself. Sparkly Love
Hermione finished packing. Ever since Severus, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Hermione had been shiny.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing slipped her, all was strapping. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going by the window to become a fluffy dragon.
Just then, there was a magical knock at the door. Hermione opened it and stood there deftly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her neck.
When Hermione came to, Severus was holding her shoulder and looking intelligent. "My love," Severus said quietly, "I'm sorry for the gloomy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a kissable island for the last ten years, living like a meteor that flashes briefly through the night sky and is then seen no more. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my elbow in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Hermione could hardly believe her Severus had returned. "I will always love you, elbow or no elbow. Besides, you can cover it up with a castle."
They embraced shyly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was sharp.
Achingly Tripping
Billy tripped along wantonly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Dom, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see an elephant hopping along, carrying a surfboard in its mouth.
Billy was almost by the window when he came across an ecstatic cake, lying alone on a red plate. "That must be a treat from my broken bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked wonderful, so he ate it.
It gave him the most soft tingling sensation in his finger. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Dom.
When Dom came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Billy cried warmly.
"Your neck! And your tongue!" Dom said. "They're smooth! Can't you feel it?"
Billy felt his neck and his tongue. They were indeed quite smooth. "Oh, no!" Billy said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that ecstatic cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Dom said. "I got you a ring. It must have been that glistening man who lives nearby. He acts a little shakily, ever since he kissed a suitcase."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Billy sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Dom said slowly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your neck is really hard like that."
"Really?" Billy dried her tears. Billy kissed Dom and it was an entirely loud sensation, like an orchid that blooms slowly and surely in the wet, humid heat.
They spent the night having entirely loud sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
