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[vivien]

No HP-DH spoilers, but some funny Voldemort hijinks will ensue!

See, I went to Borders the first morning in Chicago, intent upon finding the most direct route and picking up a Voldemort lunch box, as I had heard they had such things. However, I ended up with something better! A Voldemort action figure that looks really, really cool!

I opened it once I got back to the conference room, and we all admired it. Sophie named it "Interpretive Dance Voldemort". Then we examined it a little more closely, especially the robe in back which flares up and out. We were... shocked into laughter upon what we didn't find.









...Or Voldemort has no pants (Voldemort needs no pants!>

I did make a mistake and leave Voldie in the room as I scarpered off for food or something. I returned to this:




I believe Jack's voice balloon reads "Nooo, the Dark Lord be stealin' my hat!" and Voldie's says "Noooo, the pirate be stealin' my pants." My friends are talented and silly.





ETA: Shortly after posting this, and giggling in chat about it, Voldie flung himself from the shelf in a fit of pique. He lost his wand this time, and I scolded him that that business is what keeps getting him into trouble! So now he has no pants and no wand.

Until my husband steps on it and finds it with a grimace.

I think Voldie is jealous.

Comments

[skygiants]

I consider my small contribution to that tableau to be one of my greatest gifts to the world of Art. *serene*

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Oh lord. Hilarious. I wasn't aware that the owners of Voldie and Jack hadn't intentionally set that up when I saw it in person.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

Well, Jack's mine, and I made the sign. But I disclaim any responsibility for the word balloons.

[pat-trick.livejournal.com]

you missed the one about one's weapon being bigger than the other's.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[furikku.livejournal.com]

An opportunity to use the new macro I swiped!

(http://photobucket.com)

[genarti]

...*dies of laughter*

[batyatoon]

... *ditto*

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

...*falls over*

Here, have an internet.

[vivien]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

OMG... that is the funniest thing evar.