Biding my time

[vivien]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young SCIENTIST named SEVERUS. He was JOYOUSLY WRINGING in the ORANGE forest when he met BRILLIANT TOM, a run-away PROFESSOR from the OBNOXIOUS Queen MINERVA.

SEVERUS could see that BRILLIANT TOM was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his TOWERING QUICHE. BRILLIANT TOM was thankful for SEVERUS's QUICHE, so he told SEVERUS a very MAD story about Queen MINERVA's daughter HERMIONE. How her mother, the OBNOXIOUS Queen MINERVA, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic KNEAZLE, because HERMIONE was so GLISTENING.

SEVERUS SWUM. He vowed to BRILLIANT TOM the PROFESSOR that he would save the GLISTENING HERMIONE. He would SMOOSH the KNEAZLE, and take HERMIONE far away from her eveil mother, the OBNOXIOUS Queen MINERVA, and FLING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a VERDENT TIDAL WAVE and BRILLIANT TOM the PROFESSOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KNEAZLE from his story. OBNOXIOUS Queen MINERVA SKATED out from behind a WAND and struck SEVERUS dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a BAM.

THE END.

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This was pretty damn funny.

So I didn't post at all yesterday cos I was watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. P and I have watched religiously for about 10 years now. Love those doggies! Although if I could own a dog, I would either get a mix from the animal rescue or a Greyhound from Greyhound rescue. But it's still fun to see all of the breeds. Except the fucking poodles. I hate the poodles and they always win at least one category. LET THE HAIR GROW. LET THEM BE DOGS!

My car is in the shop. $275 this time, and the clutch is wearing out. The mechanic advised driving it till it goes out and maybe trading it. It's been an a wesome car but it's 11 years old and it passed 123,456 miles a few weeks ago. Sigh. But we do have some savings for a new car now, so that's good.

Well, must go watch Tuesday night shows on silveraspen's new big ass tv. And I mean big. 50 inches of Spike and Lex. And man, does that sound bad actually written ;)