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This is the funniest fic I've read in quite some time. And it matches my icon!


How Hermione Granger Learned There Are Worse Things Than Being Shipped With Professor Snape
by [livejournal.com profile] jellybellys

A sample:
“There isssss only one Lord Voldemort and it issss me, you ssssssneaky bassssstard!” Voldemort said, completely throwing a hissy fit.

“Oh, look at you,” Riddle said contemptuously, “you’re disgusting and your followers are morons and you can’t say “s” without spitting out a fountain.”

“And you are sssshorter and not assss pale or badassss assss me with absssssolutely no followerssss!” Voldemort retorted.

“At least I’m hot,” Riddle sneered.

Voldemort opened his mouth, then shut it and was forced to concede the point with a nod.

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