Halloween Costume Countdown - Day 6

I am tiiiired, so you get a link tonight and a CHALLENGE. You've gone through a wormhole back into the ~paaaast~. You must pick one of the costumes on this page to wear: http://www.goblinhaus.com/shop/costumes1.htm

OR YOU DIE.

Which costume will it be?

(I think I'd suck it up and choose the Tin Man. It is the least repellent.)