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May. 29th, 2005 09:51 amWell, look at that. I'm 35.
35!?!?!?!?!
How the hell did that happen? I told my mom she lied on my birth certificate.
I mean, when you're that old, you're supposed to have a mortgage, kids in school, retirement figured out... You're not supposed to be going out for min-golf and laser tag in a few hours with no responsibilities (well, aside from bills, school, work, and Pm but hey, it's my birthday - TODAY I have no responsibilities) to speak of.
My aunt, who is one of the best people EVAR, sent me two cards. One was a Happy 30th birthday. The other was a Happy Birthday, Five-year-old. I like that explanation of my age the best. I'm a thirty-year-old woman and a five-year-old child.
Now, I go to read my Ya Yas in Bloom book (LOVE the Ya Ya Sisterhood - am part of one, after all). Then on to responsibility free fun.
I'm not going to be a stodgy old person ever. Nooooo way.
35!?!?!?!?!
How the hell did that happen? I told my mom she lied on my birth certificate.
I mean, when you're that old, you're supposed to have a mortgage, kids in school, retirement figured out... You're not supposed to be going out for min-golf and laser tag in a few hours with no responsibilities (well, aside from bills, school, work, and Pm but hey, it's my birthday - TODAY I have no responsibilities) to speak of.
My aunt, who is one of the best people EVAR, sent me two cards. One was a Happy 30th birthday. The other was a Happy Birthday, Five-year-old. I like that explanation of my age the best. I'm a thirty-year-old woman and a five-year-old child.
Now, I go to read my Ya Yas in Bloom book (LOVE the Ya Ya Sisterhood - am part of one, after all). Then on to responsibility free fun.
I'm not going to be a stodgy old person ever. Nooooo way.
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Date: 2005-05-29 04:14 pm (UTC)(and if you want help believing you're still a kid, well...you could be my daughter! If...er...I'd had you when I was still in grade school. *g*)
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Date: 2005-05-29 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-29 04:18 pm (UTC)It's the fifth anniversary of your thirtieth birthday!
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Date: 2005-05-29 04:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-29 04:30 pm (UTC)*huge squishy hugs*
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Date: 2005-05-29 04:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-29 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-29 06:29 pm (UTC)(I said it last night, but it bears repeating. ALL DAY. ;)
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Date: 2005-05-29 07:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-29 07:20 pm (UTC)(Take it from a wise old crone who's all of 10 months your senior: Your aunt has it exactly right - how cool!)
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Date: 2005-05-29 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-29 10:11 pm (UTC)::snugs:: ::squishes:: ::hugs::
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Date: 2005-05-29 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-29 10:55 pm (UTC)*gives you a cake with pink frosting and a princess tiara, for your five year old self, and ... the same for your 35 year old self*
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Date: 2005-05-30 12:15 am (UTC)*throws chocolate and cake* :D
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Date: 2005-05-30 01:27 am (UTC)*confetti*
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