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BWAHAHAHA!

I needed a lift like this tonight. Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] alyxbradford!!!

Every kid
Down at Hogwarts
Liked Christmas a lot.

But the Dark Lord
Who lived just north of Hogwarts
Did NOT!

The Dark Lord hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his soul was too black (like the night).
It could be, perhaps, that his robes were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
May have been that his wand was two sizes too small.

The rest is here...

Date: 2007-12-07 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saphyria.livejournal.com
...this makes me want to rewrite it for DiR...

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