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vivienFirst, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Tom Riddle
2. Door (Neverwhere)
3. Susan Pevensie
4. Scarlett O'Hara
5. Albus Dumbledore
6. Meriadoc Brandybuck
7. Minerva McGonagall
8. Spike
9. Faramir (book version)
10. Capt. Jack Sparrow
11. Eowyn
12. Hermione Granger
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Merry/Eowyn. Actually... not in a shippy way, but there is a brilliant Merry-Eowyn story called A Way Opens by Thevina Finduilas.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Scarlett is pretty damn hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hermione/Spike. Well, the world would come to an end, I'm thinking. Sure sign of the Apocalypse there.
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Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I cannot think of any Faramir fic I've read, though it would be lovely to read some.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Door/Merry. HAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Albus/Faramir. No. Albus/Jack Sparrow... *boggles*
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Minerva walks in on Door/Hermione. Her lips would be pressed into the thinnest line ever, and she'd turn around and leave like she never saw anything.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Susan Pevensie/Jack Sparrow
Susan walks through the back of another wardrobe as a girl of 18 and finds herself on the Black Pearl. Romantic hijinks ensue.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tom/Spike. I don't see how there could be...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hermione/Minerva. "When the Bough Breaks"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Scarlett deflowers Tom... Well, she'd be that American exchange student sorted into Slytherin House, so there you are.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Minerva slash. I bet someone does.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Susan Pevensie het. If it's out there, it's read.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Eowyn. If so, I don't know.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Door/Scarlett/Albus... EW!!!!!!!!!
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Capt. Jack? "You're not a eunich!!!!!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Spike. "Love Hurts"
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Tom/Merry/Hermione. Warning: Do not read. :P Although Tom/Hermione might work. Maybe.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Door/Jack Sparrow. Snerk. "Didn't I see you at the last floating market?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Albus. A while back.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Merry. FEET!
Would Eleven shag Nine?
Eowyn/Faramir. I swear I didn't do that on purpose.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Susan/Minerva. Ahem. Minerva.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Tom and Faramir... then Faramir/Scarlett. Then Tom/Eowyn (hmm) and Tom/Hermione. Listens to Albus and winds up with Susan.
"The Insane Bed Hopping Habits of a Dark Lord"
I have no words or further suggestions.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Minerva/Spike. I'd be damn amused.
So I went on a walk today and saw a coyote! It was just loping along, unconcerned. And there are prairie dogs across the street! They weren't there the last time I took a long walk. I love p-dogs.
Time's up. Stupid hands.
1. Tom Riddle
2. Door (Neverwhere)
3. Susan Pevensie
4. Scarlett O'Hara
5. Albus Dumbledore
6. Meriadoc Brandybuck
7. Minerva McGonagall
8. Spike
9. Faramir (book version)
10. Capt. Jack Sparrow
11. Eowyn
12. Hermione Granger
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Merry/Eowyn. Actually... not in a shippy way, but there is a brilliant Merry-Eowyn story called A Way Opens by Thevina Finduilas.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Scarlett is pretty damn hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hermione/Spike. Well, the world would come to an end, I'm thinking. Sure sign of the Apocalypse there.
.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I cannot think of any Faramir fic I've read, though it would be lovely to read some.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Door/Merry. HAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Albus/Faramir. No. Albus/Jack Sparrow... *boggles*
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Minerva walks in on Door/Hermione. Her lips would be pressed into the thinnest line ever, and she'd turn around and leave like she never saw anything.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Susan Pevensie/Jack Sparrow
Susan walks through the back of another wardrobe as a girl of 18 and finds herself on the Black Pearl. Romantic hijinks ensue.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tom/Spike. I don't see how there could be...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hermione/Minerva. "When the Bough Breaks"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Scarlett deflowers Tom... Well, she'd be that American exchange student sorted into Slytherin House, so there you are.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Minerva slash. I bet someone does.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Susan Pevensie het. If it's out there, it's read.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Eowyn. If so, I don't know.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Door/Scarlett/Albus... EW!!!!!!!!!
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Capt. Jack? "You're not a eunich!!!!!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Spike. "Love Hurts"
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Tom/Merry/Hermione. Warning: Do not read. :P Although Tom/Hermione might work. Maybe.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Door/Jack Sparrow. Snerk. "Didn't I see you at the last floating market?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Albus. A while back.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Merry. FEET!
Would Eleven shag Nine?
Eowyn/Faramir. I swear I didn't do that on purpose.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Susan/Minerva. Ahem. Minerva.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Tom and Faramir... then Faramir/Scarlett. Then Tom/Eowyn (hmm) and Tom/Hermione. Listens to Albus and winds up with Susan.
"The Insane Bed Hopping Habits of a Dark Lord"
I have no words or further suggestions.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Minerva/Spike. I'd be damn amused.
So I went on a walk today and saw a coyote! It was just loping along, unconcerned. And there are prairie dogs across the street! They weren't there the last time I took a long walk. I love p-dogs.
Time's up. Stupid hands.